Carbon Offsetting Mugs

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Are you up to planting a thousand trees a week?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Evolution.

Earth stove

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Ecological balance.

Climate change skeptics.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

The big pause

Printers

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Methane Emissions

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

Turning the switch on the environment.

Stop Global Warming

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"