Carbon Conscious Mugs

The big pause

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

Tuesday, 2022

The economy and the environment.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."