Carbon-neutral Champion Mugs

'Do you think I overdid the eco stuff?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Climate Change

Environment policy.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Deforestation.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Climate Change

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."