Carbon Neutral Crusader Mugs

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

Global Warmer 2000.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Earth stove

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."