Carbon Footprint Reduction T-Shirts

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Battery powered car

Person of the Decade

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

Turning the switch on the environment.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Climate change skeptics.

Electric car

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Methane Emissions

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Stop Global Warming

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Global Warming.

"We are so totally doomed."