Carbon Emissions Pillows

COP26 GLASGOW

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Evolution.

Earth stove

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Climate change skeptics.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

The big pause

EXXON EXTINCTION

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Methane Emissions

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

Stop Global Warming

Turning the switch on the environment.

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

"We are so totally doomed."

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"He's just heard about the ozone hole."