Carbon Consciousness Pillows

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

COP26

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Tuesday, 2022

The economy and the environment.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

The big pause

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Hottest temperatures on record.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Genetically modified food

Café. Lo Carb Specialties Diner. It's ironic that they advertise on a sandwich board.

How to save the Planet...

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

Climate Change Action

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"

"I haven't eaten in three weeks. This must be a 'No fly zone'."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'And push this little button to warm up the outdoors.'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.

Bio Oil Co.