Car Tools Prints

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A DIY disaster.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

The Hammer

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Turmoil change.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"