Car Tools Prints

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A DIY disaster.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

The Hammer

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'