Car Techie Prints

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Organic Soldering.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Turmoil change.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

A souped up car...

Animals are smarter than we think!

Nice park. . .

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Nap time."