Car Sprayer Pillows

Spray painter.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Elephant cleans a car.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Bird poo decals.

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Nutty Scientist

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

"Baby it's cold outside..."

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

"Can I collect some new car smell in this jar? We're trying to coax dad to buy a new car."

Dreaming of chasing cars.

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? How can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."

'And this one's for humor in the line of duty.'

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

"Seriously, I think you should just buy pepper spray."

'With this velcro seat, I save a bundle on seatbelts.'

Rabbits have used their tails for the fluffy dice.

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

'Their on-track rivalry seems to have carried over to the presentation ceremony Andrew.'

Depressed Race Starter.