Car Ride Enthusiast Mugs

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

"Dad, Baldo touched me!"

Dog with long tongue out car window.

"Me, I love it when it's just my master and me in the car: I can ride shotgun..."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'