Car Repair Novices Mugs

'I dated him to get my car repaired, but he turned out to be a quantum mechanic.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

Animals are smarter than we think!

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A souped up car...

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Turn down the bass."

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

Remote control car breakdown.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."