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Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Perfect."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"So, it's not the battery then."

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Fins are back.'