Car Manufacturer Employee Pillows

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Stimulus bust

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Top-Echelon Shakeup: Zubin Mehta to Chrysler, Lee Iacocca to the Philharmonic

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

General Motors.

"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"

Where's the difference?

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'This may take more work than we thought.'

Union Label is Edsel

"Can you deliver that to me?"

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

"The car's affordable. Going to a tech school to learn how to use all its technology will be a little costly."

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

New Big Three bailout cars?

"This car is very economical on gas. Used hardly any getting over here."