Car Maintenance Buffs Prints

"You're a quart low."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

When did you last have your oil changed?