Car Care Enthusiast Prints

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'All this car needs is a little love and affection.'

"The good news is it wasn't a slow leak. The bad news is I have tinnitus."

"The good news is, that there's still plenty of fragrance left in the little pine tree, air freshener."

But this is more than the estimate!

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

New Slush Plan

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"What would you like to hear first? The bad news or the 'makes the bad news look good' news?"

"Why is this turtle wax so expensive?"

"Someone cut your brake lines. I can fix that, but it's up to you to patch things up at home."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

Useless add-ons.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."