Car Game Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dog Scalextric

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

"Eat my dust!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.