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"I need to tinkle."

'How about a game of cards?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

The Perfect Cannonball

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Big advantage!!'

Skateboard Olympics.

Arcarde Patrol

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'What, no onion rings?'

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

Dog Scalextric

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Skeets Champion.

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

The rally driver's breakfast

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.