Car Game Competitor T-Shirts

"Slug bug...not hit backs!"

"I need to tinkle."

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

The Perfect Cannonball

Board Game Hunter

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'Big advantage!!'

Arcarde Patrol

Skateboard Olympics.

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'What, no onion rings?'

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

Dog Scalextric

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

Skeets Champion.

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

The rally driver's breakfast

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.