Car Festival Lover Gifts

Goodwood Festival of Speed

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Google car."

Face painting.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

The Running of the Brie

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Route 666

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Earth Mother

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Roads with a view.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'