Car Festival Lover Gifts

Goodwood Festival of Speed

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Face painting.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

The Running of the Brie

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Earth Mother

Roads with a view.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Penguin Remote

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

I came, I saw, I partied!