Car Enthusiast Milestone Pillows

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'