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Taking work home.

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

Deflator mouse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.