Car Diagnostics Detective Pillows

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"That's not what it says on the Web."

Think Zero Defects

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."