Car Decoration Critic Prints

Three Minor Examples of Excess in Modern Life

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Dog Sticker Family

All you'd expect in a British car!

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

My child was Soup of the Day.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

The development of cars.

'Darren always has to go one better.'

'I've been glamped!'

"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Carpets and truckpets.

The classic car has fins and the modern race car has a wing. Just like nature - Fish came before birds.

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"They protect my car from dings so it always looks great."

Big Man Baby On Board

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

Ask Me About My Bumper.

Hummer Hell

Bunny Bumper Stickers

Car Bonnet Lady