Car Decor Nerds Gifts

Ask Me About My Bumper.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Dog Sticker Family

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"Where's the fire, pal?"

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

My child was Soup of the Day.

Spray painter.

'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'

'Traffic Jam'

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

'Darren always has to go one better.'

'Try to guess what colour your car is, Dad!'

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

Formula One Venice

'Limousines'

Big Man Baby On Board

Carpets and truckpets.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Good news. Fins are back in.

Car Bonnet Lady

Bunny Bumper Stickers

"Reliability?? But what about the dunamic color combo and the satisfying exhaust notes?"

"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"

Three Minor Examples of Excess in Modern Life

"We don't rely much on resumes anymore. We're more interested in your social media accounts, tattoos and bumper stickers."

My other car's a hearse - Bumper sticker for a vulture driving undertaker.

Spotty Car/Spotty Petrol.

To avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.