Car Decor Gifts

"We don't rely much on resumes anymore. We're more interested in your social media accounts, tattoos and bumper stickers."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Pillows in love.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Perfect."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Missing sock

Must Adopt As A Pair.

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Art Gecko.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Ikea for Hippies

"Butt cracker"