Car Crash Comics Mugs

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

Clown Airbags.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"And hold the mayo."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'It doesn't work...'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Don't get involved.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

Danger Loose Chippings

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

The Hulk gets rear-ended.

Bollard Crash