Car Crash Comics Mugs

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Clown Airbags.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Don't get involved.'

Danger Loose Chippings

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Bollard Crash

Air Bag Recall Center