Car Conversation Connoisseur Prints

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Men gossiping

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

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"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

The Hybrid

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"Hold that afterthought!"

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

2020 Panic Room

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Power steering.'

"She never has a bad word to say about anyone, she's always too busy talking about herself..."