Car-commander Mugs

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"Ramming Speed!"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Still on your left."

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."