Car Collecting Pillows

"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer."

'I love that new horse smell.'

Yesteryear.

Car race.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Gee lady, when I bought your car, I didn't know you came with it.'

"Another seven confirmed kills..."

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

'I'd like to trade in this classic. The only women I pick up in it are classics too.'

"I'm a petrol head, doctor, I've got cars on my mind 24/7..."

And for the particularly aggressive driver, this baby comes with an optional three finger salute hood ornament.

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

Live Parking Only

Car Auction

'I want something that shows I don't care about gas mileage or gas prices.'

What's up with George?

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

'Any safety features?' - 'Yes, the price. It makes you drive slowly.'

'This one looks as if it has survived the chrome age.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Babe on board,

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'