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Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'This should stop him from chasing our car.'

Useless car accessories.

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Google car."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dog Park

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."