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'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Useless add-ons.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

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'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

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Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.