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'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

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A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

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"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

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Scarf puts hat back on.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

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"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Perfect."

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Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."