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A Disgorger

"You're fired."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

It doesn't exist in Iran.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Sunset

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

Donald Trump

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

LEV Trump

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"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

The National Conversation Starts Here

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War