Captcha Conqueror Pillows

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"It wants to know if I'm a robot...So it's come to this...my computer needs me to prove I'm a human!"

'I am not a robot.'

"Got a sec? I can't make this purchase until I identify all the photos with a storefront."

"But I am a robot."

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Good Luck!

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Back To School

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Final Exams Tip

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"