Captain Of The Dark Seas Pillows

Broken Lighthouse

Remote control pirate bully

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Sailor in Car.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'