Captain Of Crunch Mugs

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Cupid and Targets

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Love linked

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

I think you're ace

Frog flirting.

Asking out a palm reader.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'Your place or mine?'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Couple melting the snow around them.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Romantic Graffiti

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Tunnel of Like.