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'Which way to the club house?'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The New Business Power Suit

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

George Best

"At home with a superhero!"

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Cat tail etiquette.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Vogue Trader

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Greece

2 Live J. Crew

Football haircuts.

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

The circular nature of running wear.

Sub-Zero Gravity

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

After the takeover - The makeover

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"Jeffrey's in futures."