Cap-and-gown Raconteur Prints

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Non Thought For The Day.

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

William Tell Overture

Graduate of 2021

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Graduate

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

Max Beerbohm

Social butterfly

Oscar Wilde

Graduate.

Resumes

"I didn't know you had a minor."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Even women talk about the one that got away'

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

Brenda always had Safe sex