Canvas Critiquer Prints

'I think it's called RED!'

(Camel paintings)

"You know, there are other emojis."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"This one will go with everything,

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

David Hockney

"But is it..?"

"It's too academic."

The painting Painter

Artist painting a dancer.

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Giraffe painter.

Art Gallery: All my own work.