Canvas Critiquer Mugs

(Camel paintings)

"You know, there are other emojis."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

How Art Works.

"This one will go with everything,

"But is it..?"

Artist painting a dancer.

"It's too academic."

The painting Painter

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Giraffe painter.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Art Gallery: All my own work.

Silicon Valley Bank fails, who else?