Canoeing With A Twist Prints

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Bitchbark Canoe

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'What were you sent up for?'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Remember when?... When was that?

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'You kids make sure you wait an hour after eating before you go swimming.'

'I hope he sings better than he paddles.'

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'