Cannonball Fanatic Prints

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Child hooking into a television

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'How now, brown cow?'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

One giant bark for dogkind.

Reigning Cats and Dogs

'How could he say there's nothing wrong with me when I've given him the best symptoms of my life!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

"Wanna come back to my pad..?"

"Crayons again?"

Atomic Bear: Part 24

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.