Cannabis Comrade Pillows

"The only reason I consider today's universities 'higher education' is the legalization of marijuana."

"Bad dog."

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Stoner Dog

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

"There, that ought to hold you."