Canine Wellness T-Shirts

'There's no joy in his fetching.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Pick me!"

Self help acupuncture

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Critisize your weight.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Self-esteem room

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

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