Canine Welfare Prints

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Bathing the dog

The Golfing Accident

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Be kind"

"Have you tried biting him?"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.