Canine Welfare Prints

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Bathing the dog

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

The Golfing Accident

"Be kind"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.