Canine Web Explorer Pillows

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"Cat box"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

'Page under construction.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Beware of Blog

Buster's Blog.

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.