Canine Thinker T-Shirts

I wonder if they can think...

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"He's sending an instant message."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Why so sad, Pal?"