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"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

"Tour de Frank"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Professional man hurdling

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Runner Bean...

Dog on a plane.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Your bone."

Walking in the woods.

Seasonal shopping.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Spinout!'

There's nothing like the real thing!

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

Runners have a pay toll.

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.