Canine Sprinter Mugs

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Tour de Frank"

Professional man hurdling

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Runner Bean...

Dog on a plane.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"Your bone."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Walking in the woods.

Seasonal shopping.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Spinout!'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Runners have a pay toll.

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'