Canine Space Sheriff Pillows

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

The Lawman

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Sheriff.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Investigating Yourself

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

'Steroids.'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Gun Ego

The modern sheriff.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

Uh-oh!

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'