Canine Space Sheriff Pillows

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

The Lawman

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Sheriff.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Gun Ego

'Steroids.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

The modern sheriff.

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

Uh-oh!

'They say he came to clean up the town.'