Canine Imagination Enthusiast Mugs

When Dachshunds dream.

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

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